Put your “Christian logic” to the test…
Your task is simple. Determine which of these are actual events. This is not an open-book test and you may not use your Bible. Ready, set, go!
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A child is born of a virgin.
A child is born of an egg.
Man walking on water.
Monkey flies through space.
Man flies into space.
Magic wine.
Magic bird.
Magic bird roasted in magic wine.
Man parts a sea.
Santa parts a very small chimney.
Man living in a whale.
Man living in a vegetarian Tyrannosaurus rex.
This is a generic Biblical unicorn.
This is an invisible pink unicorn.
This is a spaghetti.
He lives outside of space and time.
He was the prime mover of the universe.
(Prove that he isn’t!)
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Wasn’t that hard, was it? How well did you score?
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May 3, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Leaving unanswered the question: What sort of magic wine should one serve with roasted magic bird?
Amusing stuff. =^_^=
May 3, 2010 at 2:27 pm
hilarious! tim, ALL are real. im mad cat
May 3, 2010 at 4:56 pm
lmao – had a good laugh, thanks!
May 3, 2010 at 9:50 pm
@jillswift: Thanks for the idea!
May 5, 2010 at 9:52 pm
hilarious lol
July 4, 2010 at 10:18 pm
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August 23, 2010 at 9:57 pm
I don’t know about unicorns, but I believe in flying horses. Its simple, just use a little imagination. If some ants have wings while other ants don’t, what is there a problem of fixing a horse with a pair of wings?
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