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• Same-sex marriage Legalised in NZ
• Boston
• Pope’s resignation
• What I’ve learnt
• No moral person should be a Christian
• A Question for Christians
• A Brief Summary of Christian Theology
• Morality predates the Bible
• When God spoke to me
• A Response to Cole Ryan
• Evolution: How incompatible with Christianity
• An Absurd Sacrifice
• On The Moral Falsehood of Salvation
• Religious moderatism still makes you narrow-minded.
• Beyond Disbelief
• Olympics: Glad that’s finally over.
• Tailor-made Christianity vs. Moral Eclecticism
• Why I am not a Christian
• A Dichotomy of Faith
• Children of a Vengeful God
• Cardboard Cathedral
• Santorum drops out of race
• Great news!
• TimCooley.net is changing.
• Senility
• The Alarming TRUTH about Kony 2012
• KONY 2012
• 22 February 2012
• How to lose your humanity
• Not in the score…
• A son’s confession
• Catholic Bishop: Children Want to Be Sexually Abused
• Does any part of scieence you teach is disagree with evolution?
• I rest my case.
• Feeling Brahmsian
• Temptations
• Christmas, Army Men and Sofa crevices
• On Pokemon, Minecraft and Magiquest
• 10 reasons why you should abandon your Christian faith
• North Korea
• Re: “MAKE ME A BELIEVER”
• Christopher Hitchens
• Taking the Bible non-literally
• Re: My Tram Experience
• The Bible according to the Dalai Llama
• A 21st century hymn for Christmas
• Ditto
• Stop Praying
• Criminal Penguins
• A tribute to critical thinking.
• Feminists
• New album
• The Sermon on Ethics and Love
• Harry Potter DH2 Review
• Multiculturalism, again
• On Multiculturalism
• Yet another reason why we should be insane.
• Christian argument of the day
• Atheist’s Lottery Prayer Answered
• Sick.
• Camping was right.
• In the unlikely event of a misrapture
• Partly cloudy with a chance of rapture
• Rapture update, T-minus two days
• It’s sunny on Doomsday
• I can argue like a Christian, too.
• Open thou mine eyes
• Green Stars!
• Inspirational
• Crossroads
• Waking up early.
• May Day Scapegoat
• On the Immorality of Christianity
• Music and Religion
• Tsunami warnings issued
• Music
• Two minutes silence for Christchurch.
• How to analyse music, according to ACE.
• The Rape of Science
• Christchurch Before and After
• Liquefaction
• Aerial footage
• The Earthquake
• Trollolol
• Wordless
• Believe what you want
• New pen!
• Moving Forward
• More BS from CS Lewis
• INFALLIBLE LOGIC.
• My essential list of Classical Music
• This proves us all wrong.
• You’re offended!!!!
• Open-minded skepticism
• Heroes
• Reflections on Ground Zero Mosque
• How to drink your booze
• Happy Pagan Holidays!
• So I quitted from the church band.
• Christopher Hitchens on Nonsense
• Four years later
• The church needs me.
• Hitler: the atheist
• Christians who say they don’t like “organised” religion.
• Very sick
• So far so good.
• Appointment with Death
• Bump! The Pilgrimage to Paradise
• Game over, evolutionists!
• Jet ski across the Pacific Ocean
• WHAT THE FUCK?
• Wishing Earth a Happy Birthday!
• Jesus Camp in Asia
• Tongues for Dummies
• Quotes anyone?
• Here we go again.
• Bach’s French Suites, No. 6 – Allemande
• Thank God for the Earthquake
• Sorry for the lack of blogging.
• What happened before the Big Bang?
• Sound illusion
• Science and religion aren’t friends.
• The Best of the Hitchslap
• Most amusing birthday gift I’ve ever had!
• This is some scary shit.
• Three more.
• And the winner is…
• Just finished recording this one.
• Penn Jillette on recent Pew study.
• On Agnostic-Antitheism
• Why the Bible is true.
• In Defence of Agnostic Atheism
• Religious knowledge test.
• Topic of Cancer
• Update on Hitchens
• How the atheist stole Christmas.
• Talk-like-a-creationist: Cast your vote!
• Amusing argument fail.
• Power! UNLIMITED POWER!!!
• Do reflect on the sobering lessons of atheist extremism.
• Thank you, George.
• LMFAO POPE
• Checklist for Prospective Poes
• My talk-like-a-creationist submission.
• Church Escape Win
• Lest we forget
• New Scientific Evidence Confutes Evolution
• Talk like a creationist week
• What it’s like to debate a creationist.
• An atheist reads the Bible.
• Islam vs. Christianity
• The definition of “Atheism” does not matter.
• Atheism: quick recap.
• Quake damage footage.
• Struck by earthquake this morning. (Still alive.)
• Richard Dawkins on Absolute Morality
• Genesis (Take 1)
• Richard Dawkins schools “science” teacher
• A scientist’s response to a creationist.
• Well this is quite fecked up.
• Child Witches
• My thoughts on the Filipino bus siege.
• Spread the shame
• Bombarded with stupid comments.
• Creationists are destroying their own position.
• Yet another reason why we should be afraid of sharks.
• Nothing
• An epic of epic epicness.
• On Dogma
• Sam Harris on Moderatism
• God fucking exists.
• Look around you
• Musical orgasm
• Why I no longer blog evolution.
• The Lesser of Two Evils
• Arguing from Personal Experience
• A Challenge to Theists
• What we can learn from religious diversity
• Lmao.
• Checkmate atheists.
• Evolutionists and circular reasoning
• The Little Bang
• Laws of Thermodynamics pwnz you.
• Hitchens on God’s Plan
• LMFAO busted!!!
• The Christian God and Reason
• Jesus camp with more appropriate music.
• LMFAO mind rape.
• A Christian defends Santa Claus.
• Kent Hovind’s PhD dissertation.
• How to argue in circles.
• Religion is not a pursuit of truth.
• How to respond to an evolutionist.
• I finally sat down and watched that movie Contact.
• Islam 101
• On Unfalsifiability
• Booz em up!
• Irrefutable arguments for God’s existence.
• I screwed up.
• More BS from the Muslim terrorists.
• Fecking octopus.
• Skepticism, in a nutshell.
• Stand By Me cover.
• A Universe Not Made for Us
• My Muslim friend explains secularism.
• Primitive is as primitive does.
• Testing microphone.
• Now THIS is a real miracle.
• Pancake mix.
• The burden of proof is a real burden.
• How indoctrination works.
• Morality predates the Christian faith.
• My goal…
• Moderate Christianity is also irrational.
• Destroying the Morality Argument
• A random pastor explains tithing.
• Science cures blindness.
• Away
• Christian Rock is absurd.
• Explaining evolution to a creationist.
• Freedo on Cybering
• LMAO ITALY FAILED…
• Bottom line for Michael.
• An examination of lame Christian excuses.
• Spot the fail.
• Writer’s Block, meh.
• The worldview argument is lame.
• The Creationist’s Nightmare
• Atheist Blogroll
• Making a case for strong atheism.
• Oh fuck.
• Atheism: Introducing the Type II error.
• Atheism, the null-hypothesis.
• A quick summary of Islamic behaviour.
• I hereby destroy an article by Douglas Jones.
• An eye for an eye.
• The Forgotten Artist
• Creationism in an even smaller nutshell.
• My thoughts on the Religion of Peace
• LOL OMG CUTE
• Constructive Criticism
• A free thinker is Satan’s slave.
• Best 5 sec film ever.
• Holey Shit
• The Power of Prayer
• Why I am a humanist.
• In defence of secularism.
• How to detect a fundie.
• Bill Nye explains evolution.
• Practical Applications of the Bible
• The mosquitoes of creationism…
• I’m having a WTF moment.
• More evidence for creationism.
• An Intellectual Dead End
• God is angry.
• Michael, you ignorant bastard.
• First Synthetic Living Cell
• Facebook blocked in Pakistan.
• Draw Muhammad Day?
• Sam Harris joins plot to have Pope arrested.
• How to respond to a dogmatic ignoramus.
• On Climate Change Denial
• Criticism
• Mosque at Ground Zero?
• On Freedom
• If Science Worked Like Religion
• Demographics of Delusion
• Ignorant and proud of it.
• Fail speaks for itself.
• Omg, soundtrack.
• Guess who?
• A glance at some of my books!
• Unravelling the Christian Illogicality
• BRB.
• The things only a religious person could say.
• Quiz Show: Biblical Contradictions
• Christian Q&A
• A Christian reads the God Delusion
• Win.
• Put your “Christian logic” to the test…
• Cat gives cardiac massage to injured girlfriend.
• On retarded Islamic prophecies
• This is Satan speaking.
• There goes ID.
• Aroma pleasing to the Lord…
• Fuck you.
• Irrefutable Argument for God’s Existence
• Heavens, where?
• On Pretentious Smiling
• Random Y!A moment.
• Counting down to the National Day of Reason.
• Cute much?
• Cold Reading Fail
• Goya, the Sleep of Reason
• Creationists believe in carbon-dating, too.
• Der Erlkönig
• Welcome to the 21st Century
• Islam offended by South Park?
• The Religion of Stupidity
• Tornado hits church.
• Enough is enough.
• Why are you being so aggressive?
• My response exactly.
• Catholic Church fail.
• Christopher Hitchens: “Justice is coming.”
• Concave Hollow Earth, anyone?
• Sickened by religion.
• Worldview is no excuse for ignorance.
• The Plural of Sheep is Sheep
• Thanks Shawn!
• Golden Rule: Pick your superstition and STFU.
• The words Christians use (that sicken me).
• A creationist tells me how to think.
• Thinking(?) like a creationist: A tribute to illogic and unreason
• You will die after eating spaghetti.
• In defence of Creation Science
• A creationist epicly ends an argument on evolution.
• Science and Pseudoscience
• Antony Flew
• I’m Contemplating Suicide
• Unification by means of separation
• Atheism, in a nutshell (apparently)
• Richard Dawkins: I will arrest Pope Benedict XVI
• My take on the Catholic Church scandal.
• It is human nature to question everything.
• The End of Faith
• Creation lesson of the day.
• From All Walks of Life
• How to be an Intellectually Fulfilled Atheist
• Happy You’re a Retard Day
• All religions are rooted in fear.
• Losing my faith in atheism.
• God hates the new YouTube layout.
• Pastafarian Win
• The Flying Spaghetti Monster created God.
• God the Volcano
• God is probably an atheist.
• ‘A’ Week on Facebook
• Does Zeus exist: A scientific inquiry
• The Reason for Atheism
• God exists. We lose. Good bye.
• Monotheism: How did we come to this?
• Kent Hovind on Applications of Creation Science
• I always wanted to do this.
• You are stupid.
• A Christian defends the Desert God of Death
• I was never a Christian.
• Revisiting the Genius of Pat Condell
• Honour Killing
• How wrong could you possibly be?
• How to become a Christian.
• Christian Connect-the-Dots
• The Bible is a disgrace to morality.
• I’ve figured out the meaning of my name.
• How to think clearly: a preface to logic and reason
• Evolution for dummies
• How to get to heaven.
• The egg came before the chicken.
• Godless morality, in a nutshell.
• Being Human
• Ken Miller corrects creationist sticker.
• Cyclone hits Fiji.
• It sure is cold down there…
• Christians: Stop taking the Bible out of context!!!
• Why your god isn’t real, simplified.
• We are here because otherwise, we wouldn’t be.
• The Greatest Show on Earth
• Dear God, are you smarter than a 1st grader?
• Evolution: The Great Fairy Tale for Grownups
• You’re unique, just like everyone else.
• Weird Nature is Weird
• Population on Earth
• An Interview with Dakota
• Sold out.
• The blind leading the blind.
• Atheism is a religion.
• Epic Fail
• Many famous scientists were creationists.
• Evidence for God: Miracles
• Pascal’s Wager, simplified
• Music theory is only a theory.
• Transitional Fossil(s) of the Day
• I’ll see you again.
• What courage is.
• Irreducible complexity is evidence of design.
• The whats, the whys, the whens, and the hows.
• Why I love Y!A…
• How to get a creationist to think.
• Busy…
• How Dare You
• Testing my mic.
• The Ancient Wing
• People don’t realise how stupid creationism really is.
• Why is it so hard to record music?
• The Tree of Life
• I spy with my little eye…
• I love Discovery Channel.
• A History of God
• On deluded scientists, heliocentrism and evolutionism.
• Wolf-Face
• Goeds peo akigne peotak wotiga.
• How Creation “Science” Works
• Intelligent Design as Archaeology?
• Proving a Negative
• The most childish idea man has ever had.
• I’ve been cursed by the devil.
• Yes, No, or Wait.
• Trilobites, and the evolutionary arms race
• Why ChristianAnswers.net is stupid.
• Why do cheetahs run so fast?
• Animals
• On Bullshit
• The Vegetarian T-Rex
• Creationist Nonsense: Lava and radiometric dating
• A dare for my creationist friends.
• The Soundly Sleeping Dragon
• Science vs. Religion, simplified
• God’s Forgotten Children
• Evolution is wrong, because…
• God, and the dissociative identity disorder (DID)
• Fairy Tales for Dummies
• My Condolences to the Haiti Earthquake Victims
• Intelligent Design, and the Fine-tuned Universe
• Reducible Complexity
• Homeschooling is evil.
• The logical fallacies all creationists make.
• The walking whale that swims… well, swam.
• The Beauty of “I don’t know”
• Mother Nature’s Children
• Rock-climbing fish?
• Of Acacias and Ants
• No repeatable evidence, just repeatable lies.
• The world may not be flat, but the Universe…
• The Christian Myth
• We have conquered pain!
• Creationism is a lie invented by Satan.
• Ufology
• Question everything.
• I don’t want to die.
• Einstein was not an atheist(?)
• I think travelling can cure religious closed-mindedness.
• Piltdown Man: The black sheep of the human phylogeny
• Here, have a soup.
• My plans for 2010
• All of nature is a battlefield.
• I am not afraid to burn in Yahweh’s hell.
• Some Interesting Statistics
• Vestiges and Atavisms
• A Christmas carol for you!
• Are atheists unhappy?
• Noah’s Grand Canyon?
• We Wish You a Merry Pagan Holiday.
• Ignorance is Bliss.
• Wishful Thinking
• Morality did not come from God or the Bible.
• Personal God means Imaginary Friend
• Your Pastor is a Liar
• I’m wearing this to church on Sunday.
• Religious Miracles
• Show me the evidence…
• There is no God.
• We’re all going to hell.
• So you think you’ve read the Bible.
• Science is interesting.
• Not Religion’s Fault
• There are no transitional fossils.
• The virus that disproved Darwin (says the creationist)
• Why Creationism Fails
• I don’t need any respect.
• I am an atheist fundie!
• Religion is not compatible with Science
• 5 Easy Questions Every Creationist Must Answer
• My brother Nick
• Evolution and Geographical Distribution
• You Can’t Handle the Truth
• Creationist Stupidity: Dog-did-it…
• Where are the transitional fossils?
• Why Atheism?
• Telomeres and DNA degradation, simplified
• The Judeo-Christian God is Dead
• Some Common Misconceptions about Evolution
• Why do atheists keep taking the Bible out of context?
• Creationism vs. Science
• Dinosaurs in the Bible
• Athisiests: Where is the evidence for evolution?
• Creation Science 101
• Why is it that people who tell me not to believe in a successful THEORY…?
• Creationists: What happened between 1 and 2?
• Creationists: How do you explain the vestigial wings of the flightless cormorants?
• What is so immoral about not believing in Santa Claus?
• Creationism, in a nutshell…
• Pastafarians, what if you’re wrong?
• Christians (atheists welcomed): Did I get this right?!
• Eternal life, doesn’t that sound a tad boring?
• Creationists: Is this a sin? Really?
• Could a Creationist stare at a chimpanzee…
• Creationists: Why are you criticising the validity of science textbooks?